Crippled for life.

"Europe sees sudden RADIATION SPIKE – is nuclear testing from RUSSIA to blame?"

Need as much as I can

there might have been some recent testing in Russia for realz

Oh my god........

@Deleted User on other news: both Korea suddenly disappeared like Atlantis

tru

not fake

Tsar bomba

Comrade! Keep us regularly updated on your wellbeing!

@Deleted User nah we don't test nukes anymore. Probably Ukrainians fucking with the chernobyl sarcophagus

oh shit, they are trying to test an 'unstoppable' stealth nuke

No, I'm getting SRS when I can.

fuck Russia

💣 🇷🇺 💥

👏🏼

🔥🏳️‍🌈🔥

it has been dubbed the "Satan 2"

Awesome

humanity will never learn

Cool af name

Well Russia is the only thing left that's stopping USA from becoming the global dictator full time

^

and Putin can suck a gigantic cock for being such a gigantic cock.

Russia has to win!

yeah, the world will be better off once someone rules it all, right?

might as well be russia

derp

I don't want the US to do it either

It's either Russia or England! @Deleted User

We are fucking evil

@Deleted User looks very frustrated. Probably a Russian took his girlfriend and his mom

?

sure

tru

I'm not frustrated, just sad for humanity

you should be like the comedian in watchmen

you'll feel better

I'm actually kinda frightened.

The comedian cried after figuring our the truth, dude

You look very Butt hurt about Russia, though Russia never did anything bad to you except killing nazis