they won't let him leave, silly

Not enough time

no name?

Oh my god....

no location?

Fake news!

Shall we start the services?

@Deleted User not gonna doxx myself

then you lie

@MysticalFluff Yes...

liar

@MysticalFluff only if you read in the news that norks nuked seoul

@Deleted User
I realized I forgot an important detail. Your fully erect size doesn't change. The... things inside that fill up are the size they are and they don't change. It's your flaccid size that shrinks. It actually is useful because it makes tucking much, much easier because there's less to work with and random boners stop. But if you get it up, it's as big as it always was. That's why it's super important to regularly grease your flagpole and walk the dog, so the skin doesn't shrink.

@Emma oic, that is an important distinction - thanks for looking it up

o.o

What?

@Emma you going to keep yours forever?

If not, give it to @vegeta for surgery

he needs all he can get

and he's dying

Does that mean that I could potentially grow my cock?

@Deleted User ^^^^^^

Crippled for life.

"Europe sees sudden RADIATION SPIKE – is nuclear testing from RUSSIA to blame?"

Need as much as I can

there might have been some recent testing in Russia for realz

Oh my god........

@Deleted User on other news: both Korea suddenly disappeared like Atlantis

tru

not fake

Tsar bomba

Comrade! Keep us regularly updated on your wellbeing!

@Deleted User nah we don't test nukes anymore. Probably Ukrainians fucking with the chernobyl sarcophagus

oh shit, they are trying to test an 'unstoppable' stealth nuke

No, I'm getting SRS when I can.

fuck Russia

💣 🇷🇺 💥

👏🏼

🔥🏳️‍🌈🔥

it has been dubbed the "Satan 2"

Awesome