Make urself a "roast beef sandwich"

I'll go out for a pack of cigs

Pft XD

just like dad

Or make her break up with u

actually

tbh i should prob stay

whats the worst that could happen

Give her the slap

My question to you is, are you happy being with her?

eh

yeah

Mmm...well as long as you're happy I guess?

still sucks that shes a bit crazy

anyway

I would still jack it tho

lol

do girls even jack it

i always thought nah they dont thats only in porn tbh

They jackhammer

if someone gets aroused from music, are earbuds considered sextoys?

me

@MySatellite if you like art you maybe an arthoe

Lol

i dont know what an art hoe really is

only that they have a specific haircut

LOL

well i dont

so anyone play MxM?

what the fuck is an art hoe

i hold my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vpc3y89BKs&t=26s&ab_channel=TheNextNewsNetwork

fuck

im on canada tho

The world is ending

i know

i mean china is sorta backing the us

Duck and cover

but canada should be ok but i pray for the us

I thought Russia was supposed to nuke us last week

wait canada?