UGH spiders jesus fucking christ DX

I scratched them in my sleep and they got raw and bloody

now they're scabbed

That sounds really painful, how many bites? Those things swell pretty badly

I sometimes bleed from my toenails - they are sharp and I scratch in my sleep too

no bueno

five

One on each shin, three in a line next to my left ankle on the inside

Mios Dios

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They can have the house

I don't recall ever being bit so it had ot been while I was asleep

Definitely spider bites

I think I read somewhere that we swallow at least 5 spiders in our life time in our sleep xP

I saw three of them crawling around the next day

Im surprised you're still there

I saw one in my room when I was about to go to sleep and I said they could have the room and I slept in the living room 😂

There was a bee hive so large in MI once that they burned down the building to get them

we have lots of bees there

Spiders are morons. They crawl around not totally aware that they don't have enough space and if they get stuck crawling between you and bedding, they'll blame you for their bumbling and bite you.

i once found a scorpion in my bathroom

that was awesome

That's how most spider bites happen

small one?

I heard about those large beehives that shit is terrifying and Spiders ARE morons yeah

kind of small

smaller is worse

^

awesome

Smaller ones tend to have stronger venom

large ones wrastle, but small ones poison

All are equally terrifying tbh though

scorpions are so odd, what else has little feelers on their belly?

All of that shit is super weird

@Maki Roll but you are super cute, so you win

dovah pls

hehe

😳

had to

Something tells me I'm going to keep falling into that