Message from @return the slab

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2017-04-16 22:36:57 UTC  

death by liquification

2017-04-16 22:36:59 UTC  

it is insane what humans do

2017-04-16 22:37:19 UTC  

it is literally a weapon used to terrify, as in terrorism

2017-04-16 22:37:22 UTC  

I don't think anyone would have cried about the MOAB if they used it on a purely ISIS target, without any civilians nearbye, that was actually in ISIS territory, not afuckingganistan.

2017-04-16 22:37:30 UTC  

@carlsbad & @normal person sitting in a tree

2017-04-16 22:37:35 UTC  

🇰

2017-04-16 22:37:39 UTC  

😏

2017-04-16 22:37:39 UTC  

That's not what we get with a manbaby president

2017-04-16 22:37:42 UTC  

they are fucking in that tree, get it right

2017-04-16 22:37:52 UTC  

👁👄👁

2017-04-16 22:37:57 UTC  

"we have to take out their families"

2017-04-16 22:38:02 UTC  

he wasn't bluffing

2017-04-16 22:38:27 UTC  

That will in no way come back and bite us in the ass.

2017-04-16 22:38:29 UTC  

its ok guys

2017-04-16 22:38:32 UTC  

human life means nothing to a narcissist

2017-04-16 22:38:38 UTC  

were all worried about donald

2017-04-16 22:38:57 UTC  

and kim is like a child with a hand grenade, and hes getting prettyu good at throwing hand grenades

2017-04-16 22:39:04 UTC  

It is worrying, but Hillary would have been nearly as bad most likely

2017-04-16 22:39:10 UTC  

Two manchild national leaders going at it.

2017-04-16 22:39:15 UTC  

This'll go well

2017-04-16 22:39:22 UTC  

you mean the instant no flu zone over syra

2017-04-16 22:39:23 UTC  

@return the slab you don't want more children with grenades, tho, right?

2017-04-16 22:39:29 UTC  

creating this same problem

2017-04-16 22:39:43 UTC  

Let's just give all children grenades and let it play out

2017-04-16 22:39:46 UTC  

that child has parents though

2017-04-16 22:39:56 UTC  

so i think the unattended child is more of a threat

2017-04-16 22:39:57 UTC  

oh yeah, that's nuclear war

2017-04-16 22:40:11 UTC  

nuclear hand grenades

2017-04-16 22:40:13 UTC  

@return the slab tru, but they aren't mutually exclusive threats

2017-04-16 22:40:19 UTC  

They are cumulative

2017-04-16 22:40:42 UTC  

@nav yup

2017-04-16 22:40:49 UTC  

i can do a pretty mean spanish guy impression

2017-04-16 22:40:55 UTC  

🤷

2017-04-16 22:40:59 UTC  

i can sound like a skinny guy

2017-04-16 22:41:06 UTC  

I can sound like a sane person

2017-04-16 22:41:13 UTC  

Why were people so mad about the Pepsi commercial

2017-04-16 22:41:19 UTC  

who knows

2017-04-16 22:41:21 UTC  

what pepsi commercial

2017-04-16 22:41:22 UTC  

they are babies

2017-04-16 22:41:27 UTC  

because pepsi thinks that their soda is so good

2017-04-16 22:41:32 UTC  

hehe