Message from @PraePlays

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2017-04-17 23:28:27 UTC  

Sunday Roasts are the worst...

2017-04-17 23:28:32 UTC  

Which I've had.

2017-04-17 23:28:58 UTC  

I swear to god, by the time the food is ready, it literally becomes like a stew.

2017-04-17 23:29:15 UTC  

jester are you a good cook

2017-04-17 23:29:32 UTC  

Eh.

2017-04-17 23:29:41 UTC  

I went to culinary school for a year...

2017-04-17 23:29:44 UTC  

Didn't learn much.

2017-04-17 23:30:03 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-04-17 23:30:09 UTC  

I wanna go to culinary, would it be worth it?

2017-04-17 23:30:13 UTC  

No.

2017-04-17 23:30:33 UTC  

even if you wanna become a chef?

2017-04-17 23:30:35 UTC  

You'll basically do the same kind of dish, or something slightly different.

2017-04-17 23:30:52 UTC  

Oh fuck that, I'll stick to learning on my own, smfh

2017-04-17 23:31:16 UTC  

My single year consisted of making steaks and cakes.

2017-04-17 23:31:19 UTC  

And a tamale.

2017-04-17 23:31:25 UTC  

That was it.

2017-04-17 23:31:48 UTC  

Steaks are easy, one of the hardest things to fuck up. Cakes, I feel like that's all presentation.

2017-04-17 23:32:59 UTC  

Why is bra shopping so stupid?

2017-04-17 23:33:08 UTC  

I went to Harthill in Chester...

2017-04-17 23:33:11 UTC  

Bras are torture devices

2017-04-17 23:33:14 UTC  

Because you should never restrain the titty

2017-04-17 23:33:21 UTC  

Free the tatas

2017-04-17 23:33:35 UTC  

No, I need a bra lol

2017-04-17 23:33:37 UTC  

I swear, we had a very lazy teacher.

2017-04-17 23:33:46 UTC  

Yeah xD

2017-04-17 23:33:57 UTC  

Bra shopping sucks because none of the bras fit the right way

2017-04-17 23:34:03 UTC  

Oh, because every bra is different with every person

2017-04-17 23:34:04 UTC  

It's like the designers try to torture you

2017-04-17 23:34:05 UTC  

@Spirit Because you have to guesstimate your bra size, find the perfect pair, wear them out after a week, rinse and repeat.

2017-04-17 23:34:07 UTC  

Women are so messy, these aren't even on the right racks

2017-04-17 23:34:26 UTC  

And I am a...

2017-04-17 23:34:28 UTC  

A...

2017-04-17 23:34:32 UTC  

*Cis white male..*

2017-04-17 23:34:39 UTC  

**BWOMMM...**

2017-04-17 23:34:45 UTC  

I know, my bra size, it's just a little hard to find

2017-04-17 23:35:02 UTC  

I'll find its sister size instead

2017-04-17 23:35:07 UTC  

My girlfriend dragged me out with her to go bra shopping, I didn't understand it. In my opinion, if it looks nice, go for it.

2017-04-17 23:35:39 UTC  

I worked at a women's lingerie and bra store..

2017-04-17 23:35:46 UTC  

Why?

2017-04-17 23:35:53 UTC  

Because desperation.

2017-04-17 23:35:58 UTC  

For money.