Shithles

Shitholes

>n>

So, great news, Stephen Hawking's dead.

and this is great news how???

Sarcasm

sorry, cant read it through text well

may he rest in peace

I would've done my normal tilda spam at the end of the sentence, but I figured that would have people think the whole sentence was sarcasm.

I'm waiting for his black-hole bomb to go off and take the rest of us with him.

*cries*

*lies*

*mies*

*flies*

*pies*

*sighs*

*eyes*

Guys

SHTAP

@Trini Dayana Rivera your sentence is over.

colourr

Don't go embarassing yourself honey. We speak actual english around here.

foster i speak the queens english

Is your queen retarted?

shes blue blood

🆙 | **dem2 leveled up!**

Hi there

I'm a sail

and drunk i presume

Not legally

But I am not actually drunk

thats nno fun

Complain to ze US government

I've spent 2 days trying to renew my passport.

Fuck the federal government -_-

can you make it pink next time?

please?

@Trini Dayana Rivera show me a picture of something that's pink and maybe I will.

Don't fall for it.