Message from @The_Leg_Master

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2017-04-23 00:52:20 UTC  
2017-04-23 00:52:44 UTC  

i watch normal porn i can confirm

2017-04-23 00:52:46 UTC  

Apparently some company made this device that generates power when you jack off

2017-04-23 00:52:59 UTC  

Have you watched that?

2017-04-23 00:53:01 UTC  

Fuck, my phone is on low battery but I want to watch porn

2017-04-23 00:53:05 UTC  

if i had that i would have infinite energy

2017-04-23 00:53:06 UTC  

*not for sexual use

2017-04-23 00:53:06 UTC  

Perfect solution

2017-04-23 00:53:08 UTC  

if it exists

2017-04-23 00:53:10 UTC  

just fuck it

2017-04-23 00:53:10 UTC  

there is porn of it

2017-04-23 00:53:15 UTC  

im sorry

2017-04-23 00:53:24 UTC  

That rule is wrong then

2017-04-23 00:53:27 UTC  

niggas be fappin to those kids

2017-04-23 00:53:30 UTC  

I have yet to find Mister Rogers porn

2017-04-23 00:53:36 UTC  

Did you google it yet

2017-04-23 00:53:38 UTC  

There's not porn of me

2017-04-23 00:53:42 UTC  

Yes

2017-04-23 00:53:44 UTC  

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave tear drops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

2017-04-23 00:53:45 UTC  

Does anyone here want to help me with the overwatch event on expert

2017-04-23 00:53:47 UTC  

wat the fuck is pegging?

2017-04-23 00:53:49 UTC  

I wanna die

2017-04-23 00:53:59 UTC  

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

2017-04-23 00:54:00 UTC  

my friend sent me a text convo and asked me

2017-04-23 00:54:03 UTC  

I love everyone

2017-04-23 00:54:09 UTC  

Oi

2017-04-23 00:54:10 UTC  

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread

2017-04-23 00:54:12 UTC  

@normal person Then kill yourself if you wanna die?????

2017-04-23 00:54:22 UTC  

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

2017-04-23 00:54:24 UTC  

@olev eat my ass

2017-04-23 00:54:31 UTC  

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep?
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep

2017-04-23 00:54:37 UTC  

I mean, if you want to die

2017-04-23 00:54:38 UTC  

What the

2017-04-23 00:54:39 UTC  

To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
(Said farewell)
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar

2017-04-23 00:54:40 UTC  

Best get started

2017-04-23 00:54:44 UTC  

Nomote

2017-04-23 00:54:46 UTC  

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

2017-04-23 00:54:54 UTC  

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

2017-04-23 00:55:05 UTC  

I love that song

2017-04-23 00:55:13 UTC  

Roses are red, violets are blue