Dear sir, I saw that your vehicle was mistakenly parked inside my house lines.

@ooo Frankly, I find your company mildly frustrating. I would appreciate it if you would please remove yourself from my general proximity. I understand this wasn't your intention, but nonetheless I would prefer it if you would apologise

Dear sir, no, it is you that is the sodomizer.

I have seen your mother in places of ill repute

I don't know how to fight with words, I only fight with my fists

Sooo...

I find these claims dangerously close to defamation, sir. Do not make me report you to the local CSO

hot

CSO's Jesus Christ... Anyway

I finally found a woman who wants to fight with her fists

Amy, will you marry me?

@carlsbad Ummm

Okay

I will

I'll perform the ceremony.

that's right you cucks

Go into the love shack, give her the long dick or some shit I dunno

You are now married and shit

Just don't touch me

I'll give you the long stick m8 BACK OFF MY WOMAN

Fam I'm tryna marry you WTF

But

what the fuck

NO MAN IS EVER ALLOWED TO TALK TO HER EVER AGAIN

@Deleted User @carlsbad fight for me

Fam it's not her I want!

It's you!

Umm

I uhhh

object

uhh

fuck

Whoever lives, wins

Amy, fight me for Charlie

@Drath101 LET'S GO

Charlie spell icup nigga

I'll fight all of you

at once

You won't do it

I fear nothing

no balls