@fate You, me, and my crippling allergies to cat dander would not get along well. We've always been a dog family.

well i got attacked by a dog when i was 9 and i got traumatied ever since

so forgive me for not wanting to have a dog

dogs big dumb

@fate just get a bobcat maincoon mix

and train it like a dog

it'll rekt any dog

mainecoon*

Everyone just get a pet tiger.

dude no i dont want that

Dogs are stupid.

Cats are evil.

I do not blame you @fate if you have PTS.

i just dont want to be around dogs

also cats are not evil!!

the problem with cats is that people expect a dog from a cat and thats not how it works

I know, hence why I insulted everyone in that comment.

Chihuahua does something bad, it's because he's too stupid to know better.

Cat does something bad, that cat doesn't like you.

dogs are slaves of humans, humans are slaves of cats

unlike dogs, cats don't interact differently with humans then they would do with other cats so some people tend to misss signs of discomfort and anxiety etc etc

this is the relationships we have with those animals

@Willy 500 years later, and Futurama will be a prophecy.

anders is a sweet kitty who i love dearly but hes v anxious

What kind of cat is he?

hes an american shorthair

his coat is tuxedo and while hes friendly, he doesn't take to new people v fast

also hes scared of everything resemblin of a broom

poor thing

Go Fuck Yourself, Teatac ! You Cunt.

Go Fuck Yourself, Konrad ! You Cunt.

What do they do

Fuck themselves obviously.

I wish there was a way to create a poll so I could find out where everyone lies politically.

Like I know the majority of you will be Nazi fucks but I'm curious about how many centre right or liberals or alt right etc people there are

wtf

centrist dont just assume everyone heres a fucking nazi

whats wrong with u

(it's a joke)
Like you know how the SJW's take anyone to the right of them and label them a Nazi? I was parroting that

I know that people on here aren't Nazi's, they're just right of me

Which I fucking great, I like to listen to stuff that challenges my viewpoint

@everyone Know that I don't think you're a Naxi unless you call yourself one. Mwah. Papa bless.