🆙 | **Conservative Californian leveled up!**

He's a self-proclaimed Atheist who aided the S.S.

Damn

I know

I can't really tell what you are yet man

I’m jew

And a conservative Californian

A poe for sure

And no I’m not Ben Shapiro

I’ve been given that nickname

If you were, I'd be creaming all over the place

Discount Ben Shapiro was a nickname

Do you talk fast as well?

Kinda

He doesn’t talk fast

I understand him

Oh I do too, but he's certainly faster than I am

I guess

I don’t think I see it

And I try to talk fast for YT

It’s cute that he want to be on the Supreme Court when trumps deciding

X D

He needs to run for the big office

Shapiro 2024

First Jew in American White House

That we know of

His wife’s a doctor

You know, I heard that too...

He will have an inauguration and it’ll go like this

“I’m honored to be president but first a word from our sponsors”

"Alright listen, this is how it's gonna be..."

“Folks

"This is the most comfortable underwear I've ever worn."

I’m Ben Shapiro and this is the Ben Shapiro show

Zionism

He’s a Zionist

"I'm better than Milo"

Ok sure.

He is a Zionist

He said that he is

Unironically?