Message from @dz

Discord ID: 307719320027529218


2017-04-29 03:16:20 UTC  

I would never have sex with you Rick

2017-04-29 03:17:46 UTC  

Not my dick Morty! Geez, what do you think I am, some kind of weirdo? I mean the lump in the BACK of my pants!

2017-04-29 03:18:03 UTC  

@ooo Rick has had sex with an entire planet full of people before.

2017-04-29 03:18:28 UTC  

UNITY!

2017-04-29 03:18:30 UTC  

Nooo

2017-04-29 03:18:45 UTC  

Exactly

2017-04-29 03:20:45 UTC  

He's ugly, old and GROSS

2017-04-29 03:21:05 UTC  

I'm not old!

2017-04-29 03:21:52 UTC  

@Deleted User full of the same person*

2017-04-29 03:22:21 UTC  

@Deleted User you are a grandfather, Rick

2017-04-29 03:23:02 UTC  

*shoots Morty with freeze ray*

2017-04-29 03:23:02 UTC  

Ya theirs always little rick 🤘woot little rick yaaaa 🤘

2017-04-29 03:23:14 UTC  

show me what you got

2017-04-29 03:24:31 UTC  

I got 4 dollars, a rubber band, and some pocket lint.

2017-04-29 03:24:54 UTC  

you can buy a few candy bars with that

2017-04-29 03:25:03 UTC  

tie them together with the rubber band

2017-04-29 03:25:08 UTC  

and then eat all of them at once

2017-04-29 03:25:30 UTC  

What do I do with the pocket lint?

2017-04-29 03:26:38 UTC  

Yo charlie

2017-04-29 03:26:41 UTC  

Hold me closer charlie dozer

2017-04-29 03:26:43 UTC  

Everyone hates u

2017-04-29 03:26:50 UTC  

How's it feel

2017-04-29 03:27:07 UTC  

get morty to hold you

2017-04-29 03:27:27 UTC  

I'm frozen

2017-04-29 03:27:35 UTC  

It's Charlie

2017-04-29 03:27:41 UTC  

Now I see why they hate u

2017-04-29 03:27:46 UTC  

Charlie the faggot

2017-04-29 03:27:49 UTC  

hehe

2017-04-29 03:28:17 UTC  

*knocks Morty over, shattering him into 5836732.5888888... Pieces*

2017-04-29 03:28:46 UTC  

how can I have pieces in decimal form?

2017-04-29 03:28:47 UTC  

Problem solved.

2017-04-29 03:29:03 UTC  

It's a fraction of a piece

2017-04-29 03:29:10 UTC  

Um.. no. Not everyone hates Charlie

2017-04-29 03:29:36 UTC  

i love The Use Of capital letter

2017-04-29 03:29:49 UTC  

Oops

2017-04-29 03:29:55 UTC  

What's your moms maiden name? @ooo

2017-04-29 03:30:16 UTC  

Why?

2017-04-29 03:30:28 UTC  

I need to get to know you better.

2017-04-29 03:30:33 UTC  
2017-04-29 03:30:41 UTC  

address too please

2017-04-29 03:30:58 UTC  

@ooo what is your favorite banking website?