That's beautiful

it came straight from the heart, or some other essential organ

When I write poems, they come from my appendix

so in otherwords, they are useless in our current stage of evolution to the point that they are a hinderence

Hello everyone

I'm new here

Oi yeah nah, welcome mate

Oh welcome to Hell

And yeah, that's why I can't write poetry for shit

oi same

lemme try another

Alright

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less,
Than dinner for two

That is magnificent

I once went in a toilet once and saw scrawlled on the wall:
I came in here, Broken hearted.
Tried to shit, but only farted.

Oh my God

That's tragic

what a SHITTY poem

amiright

Eeeeyyyy

@Kraut will that podcast you did with sargon recently and the other bloke (Dont know his name) become a regular thing?

Hey

I'm back

Welcome back

Welcome back!

Hey vsause

Jeff here

Youre not jeff

My nama Jeff

NO

Nah, it's Rob tbh

My nama Rob

You're dork101

Dick101

Tinydick101

Certainlybelowaveragedick101

Yes

Now you get it

That feel when someone says "Back in 30" and an hour later they are nowhere to be found

They're not coming back

They meant 30 years fam