Message from @Paris

Discord ID: 309847274454908930


2017-05-05 00:19:02 UTC  

yes

2017-05-05 00:19:02 UTC  

snowflake

2017-05-05 00:19:11 UTC  

the 10% of the time I offer true wisdom

2017-05-05 00:19:17 UTC  

like

2017-05-05 00:19:20 UTC  

?

2017-05-05 00:19:37 UTC  

you are told to floss your teeth, but never your ass

2017-05-05 00:19:39 UTC  

floss your ass more

2017-05-05 00:20:00 UTC  

i always floss with a towel

2017-05-05 00:20:03 UTC  

After work jam session at work. May the fourth

2017-05-05 00:20:12 UTC  

So much booze

2017-05-05 00:20:17 UTC  

I hate dogs

2017-05-05 00:20:21 UTC  

why

2017-05-05 00:20:24 UTC  

dogs are great

2017-05-05 00:20:36 UTC  

Dogs want to kill you

2017-05-05 00:20:38 UTC  

Do you work at Boring Inc. where you're the most boring person to be around for not liking Re4?

2017-05-05 00:20:53 UTC  

@Danny Fresh still on re4? Holy shit

2017-05-05 00:21:22 UTC  

I work for Pandora and make a shitload of money

2017-05-05 00:21:49 UTC  

a shitload of money by making in unusable, then fixing it?

2017-05-05 00:22:01 UTC  

I got a half doxen half chiwawa puppy and it is so annoying

2017-05-05 00:22:14 UTC  

@Paris chiwawa?

2017-05-05 00:22:26 UTC  

It is a dog breed

2017-05-05 00:22:31 UTC  

No it isn't

2017-05-05 00:22:44 UTC  

Or I spelled it wrong perhaps

2017-05-05 00:22:52 UTC  

Chihuahua

2017-05-05 00:22:59 UTC  

Ok

2017-05-05 00:23:03 UTC  

Hehe

2017-05-05 00:23:14 UTC  

I'm a stickler meeseeks

2017-05-05 00:23:19 UTC  

chiwoowoo

2017-05-05 00:23:22 UTC  

I am honestly sick of dogs

2017-05-05 00:23:36 UTC  

if you're a meeseeks, then why haven't you died yet

2017-05-05 00:23:47 UTC  

is that too much/

2017-05-05 00:23:52 UTC  

idk anymore

2017-05-05 00:24:03 UTC  

I am a Jew not a meeseeks

2017-05-05 00:24:15 UTC  

@Danny Fresh I'm already dead inside

2017-05-05 00:24:20 UTC  

not talking to you you greedy filthy jew

2017-05-05 00:24:20 UTC  

damn fam

2017-05-05 00:24:26 UTC  

All dogs do is waste money and they are not even entertaining

2017-05-05 00:24:29 UTC  

vodka helps with that Morty

2017-05-05 00:24:39 UTC  

that's where you're wrong

2017-05-05 00:24:41 UTC  

they also shit

2017-05-05 00:24:49 UTC  

And piss