if you're a meeseeks, then why haven't you died yet

is that too much/

idk anymore

I am a Jew not a meeseeks

@Danny Fresh I'm already dead inside

not talking to you you greedy filthy jew

damn fam

All dogs do is waste money and they are not even entertaining

vodka helps with that Morty

that's where you're wrong

they also shit

And piss

And hump

Thanks for making everything better

And beg

you got a pretty annoying breed mix

Cool, we have champagne

I hate when my sisters adopt mendecant dogs

First thing it does to me is growl at me

There's always the old "Lost Dog" trick, but really you just turned him into stir fry

Dogs are racist

Great 1st Fucking impressions right there

It knows you're a jew

it must be a german breed

Racist fucking dogs

But I am half german

@💧HisoMachi💖 do you use Pandora?

@Deleted User yeah I like pandora for music

@💧HisoMachi💖 i work there

Work at pandora?

Yup

I'm there now

We're about to jam

And drink champagne

Nice

I don't really know any good bands

That could be something to ask my crush about

@💧HisoMachi💖 you should be here

you're about to jam and you're typing to quite possibly the most foul toxic human waste in existance

@Danny Fresh we're setting up

jealous