Message from @clan

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2017-05-07 05:40:44 UTC  

Make it about 1 foot high

2017-05-07 05:40:49 UTC  

the worst part sad

2017-05-07 05:40:55 UTC  

is that not just one guy had the thought

2017-05-07 05:40:58 UTC  

India is basically just a huge toilet

2017-05-07 05:40:59 UTC  

dozens must have

2017-05-07 05:41:06 UTC  

@olev 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2017-05-07 05:41:08 UTC  

Poo in the Loo

2017-05-07 05:41:21 UTC  

Poo not in the loo

2017-05-07 05:41:27 UTC  

designated shitting street

2017-05-07 05:41:29 UTC  

It's on the fucking floor

2017-05-07 05:41:31 UTC  

That actually happened to my mom once too, but at the train station

2017-05-07 05:41:40 UTC  

DESIGNATED SUPERPOWER 2020

2017-05-07 05:41:42 UTC  

What happened?

2017-05-07 05:41:43 UTC  

D:

2017-05-07 05:41:56 UTC  

She walked out of the elevator and saw a huge pile of human shit

2017-05-07 05:42:01 UTC  

And not only that

2017-05-07 05:42:02 UTC  

...

2017-05-07 05:42:07 UTC  

how would you explain that

2017-05-07 05:42:13 UTC  

when the next person gets on

2017-05-07 05:42:21 UTC  

Where do you people live so that there is piles of shit in random ass places

2017-05-07 05:42:23 UTC  

A friend of mine had to clean up an asian ladies shit from a mall bathroom once

2017-05-07 05:42:23 UTC  

"haha that was here before but i got on anyway"

2017-05-07 05:42:26 UTC  

Only a couple feet away were some underwear

2017-05-07 05:42:32 UTC  

omg

2017-05-07 05:42:38 UTC  

Idk why people just shit in random places

2017-05-07 05:42:46 UTC  

u don't?

2017-05-07 05:42:53 UTC  

I'm not Indian

2017-05-07 05:42:54 UTC  

@Spirit What building was it in?

2017-05-07 05:43:09 UTC  

New York, Neeeew Yoooork ♫

2017-05-07 05:43:19 UTC  

It was at the train station

2017-05-07 05:43:57 UTC  

Down here in New York

2017-05-07 05:44:13 UTC  

You'll have wet dreams and tomatoes

2017-05-07 05:44:28 UTC  

So I guess someone shat themselves, panicked, and abandoned their underwear and said pile of shit

2017-05-07 05:44:39 UTC  

I've seen that

2017-05-07 05:44:46 UTC  

Abandoned their pile of shit???

2017-05-07 05:44:55 UTC  

What, are they going to fucking pick it up and bring it with them?

2017-05-07 05:45:01 UTC  

any1 playin overwatch

2017-05-07 05:45:02 UTC  

someone abandoning their underwear with their shit

2017-05-07 05:45:12 UTC  

not necessarily a pile but ya know

2017-05-07 05:45:40 UTC  

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.

2017-05-07 05:45:46 UTC  

My mom was telling me she thought it was a horse 😂😂😂