Message from @clan
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Make it about 1 foot high
the worst part sad
is that not just one guy had the thought
India is basically just a huge toilet
dozens must have
Poo in the Loo
Poo not in the loo
designated shitting street
It's on the fucking floor
That actually happened to my mom once too, but at the train station
DESIGNATED SUPERPOWER 2020
What happened?
D:
She walked out of the elevator and saw a huge pile of human shit
And not only that
...
how would you explain that
when the next person gets on
Where do you people live so that there is piles of shit in random ass places
"haha that was here before but i got on anyway"
Only a couple feet away were some underwear
omg
Idk why people just shit in random places
u don't?
I'm not Indian
New York, Neeeew Yoooork ♫
It was at the train station
Down here in New York
You'll have wet dreams and tomatoes
So I guess someone shat themselves, panicked, and abandoned their underwear and said pile of shit
I've seen that
Abandoned their pile of shit???
What, are they going to fucking pick it up and bring it with them?
any1 playin overwatch
someone abandoning their underwear with their shit
not necessarily a pile but ya know
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
My mom was telling me she thought it was a horse 😂😂😂