We miss you

Shut up Dork

Ok

I bet you like kissing girls fgt

@carlsbad having fun in the love shack?

no

Oh

@Emma having fun in the love shack?

But.. it's always a good time with emma! <3

I masturbate to Charlie openly

With all that burping

😏

This is a dark place. Leave now. @ooo

I don't wanna leave

Now it's dark

It's dark in my.... Miiiiiiiiind

Deep

In need of a good laugh

Send me corny jokes or memes

I can't really give you a joke on command, but I have a good pick up line?

Wanna hear an original joke?

Me too.

@Husky You look great, Husky... But I think you'd look even better with all my money.

Ha ha ha ha ha I'm hilarious

That was bad

Kidding, I don't have money...

S ooo funnyyyy

I need better ones

It's been a long fucking day

Ooh I've got a Buzzfeed article on painfully funny bad jokes!

Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetah's

Buzzfeed gets me everytime

I've gotta go, but I hope your day gets better!

I'll be better when I see my best friend again

Tell that ho I said hi

Will do, she says she loves your outfit btw

The only buzzfeed anything worth watching are those two dorks who try eating shit at different price points

Worth it!

@carlsbad @Emma what u talking about guys?

The only good thing on there

Allahu Akbar