Message from @🌸ultra sad🌸

Discord ID: 311826632069349376


2017-05-10 11:20:30 UTC  

this one time my shit was so solid and firm

2017-05-10 11:20:41 UTC  

it was literally unflushable

2017-05-10 11:20:53 UTC  

like trying to flush a metal baton

2017-05-10 11:20:57 UTC  

it was jammed

2017-05-10 11:21:15 UTC  

i flushed 12 times over the spand of half an hour

2017-05-10 11:21:24 UTC  

no effect

2017-05-10 11:21:36 UTC  

had to get plunger and break that shit in 2

2017-05-10 11:22:55 UTC  

The hell? Sure that wasn't a dildo you forgot up there or something?

2017-05-10 11:23:19 UTC  

nah mate that shit was real

2017-05-10 11:23:35 UTC  

it got stuck in like the perfect angle

2017-05-10 11:23:48 UTC  

probs 6-7 inches

2017-05-10 11:24:11 UTC  

Damn

2017-05-10 11:24:28 UTC  

2.5 inch diameter

2017-05-10 11:24:46 UTC  

Almost as big as my dick

2017-05-10 11:25:25 UTC  

I think I just compared my dick to a shit.

2017-05-10 11:25:32 UTC  

amazing

2017-05-10 11:25:52 UTC  

yeah me too thats how i can tell if I'm ready for anal @Error

2017-05-10 11:26:45 UTC  

lol

2017-05-10 11:27:12 UTC  

You take a huge shit and you think "Huh, guess I'm ready for some anal"

2017-05-10 11:27:29 UTC  

it has to not hurt

2017-05-10 11:27:42 UTC  

my friend was in the middle of taking a shit

2017-05-10 11:27:45 UTC  

it was big

2017-05-10 11:27:49 UTC  

It's the best when they scream out of pain

2017-05-10 11:27:50 UTC  

and he sucked it in

2017-05-10 11:27:53 UTC  

wat

2017-05-10 11:27:55 UTC  

and cus he did

2017-05-10 11:28:00 UTC  

his anus bled dood

2017-05-10 11:28:01 UTC  

Wait

2017-05-10 11:28:02 UTC  

tore open

2017-05-10 11:28:04 UTC  

wait

2017-05-10 11:28:06 UTC  

he sucked

2017-05-10 11:28:08 UTC  

a shit

2017-05-10 11:28:10 UTC  

yeah

2017-05-10 11:28:11 UTC  

inside of him

2017-05-10 11:28:15 UTC  

like he was half way out

2017-05-10 11:28:23 UTC  

What fucking type of anal control does he hve?

2017-05-10 11:28:35 UTC  

Interesting

2017-05-10 11:28:47 UTC  

Gay guys must fucking love his ass

2017-05-10 11:28:55 UTC  

i can suck in my shit but i dont cus I'm not gay

2017-05-10 11:28:55 UTC  

"Suck me in daddy"

2017-05-10 11:30:30 UTC  

stop none of that here