Message from @🌸ultra sad🌸

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2017-05-10 10:07:49 UTC  

I'm proud of being an idiotl

2017-05-10 10:07:53 UTC  

@Emma ily

2017-05-10 10:09:01 UTC  

We're discussing which virgins to sacrifice to the volcano god.

2017-05-10 10:09:30 UTC  

Do it in a chat room with more room so I can participate

2017-05-10 10:09:43 UTC  

maybe someday

2017-05-10 10:09:46 UTC  

Sounds good

2017-05-10 10:43:39 UTC  

Where is Amy >:|

2017-05-10 10:45:14 UTC  

she was fed to the volcano god

2017-05-10 11:03:46 UTC  

Oh boy

2017-05-10 11:08:48 UTC  

Sometimes when I take a shit and I go to flush the toilet it isn't there, ghost shits is real folks. Not a myth.

2017-05-10 11:09:03 UTC  

O

2017-05-10 11:14:42 UTC  

@limu limu it when you flush before looking, and when you wipe its clean. you never saw it but you felt it. ghost shits

2017-05-10 11:18:36 UTC  

@🌸ultra sad🌸 i've witnessed this first hand in the battle zone mate, I never flushed the toilet. I always get up and look because I like to compare how long my shits are with my pal's shits

2017-05-10 11:20:08 UTC  

same but i check for blood and green shit. which happens sometimes @limu limu

2017-05-10 11:20:30 UTC  

this one time my shit was so solid and firm

2017-05-10 11:20:41 UTC  

it was literally unflushable

2017-05-10 11:20:53 UTC  

like trying to flush a metal baton

2017-05-10 11:20:57 UTC  

it was jammed

2017-05-10 11:21:15 UTC  

i flushed 12 times over the spand of half an hour

2017-05-10 11:21:24 UTC  

no effect

2017-05-10 11:21:36 UTC  

had to get plunger and break that shit in 2

2017-05-10 11:22:55 UTC  

The hell? Sure that wasn't a dildo you forgot up there or something?

2017-05-10 11:23:19 UTC  

nah mate that shit was real

2017-05-10 11:23:35 UTC  

it got stuck in like the perfect angle

2017-05-10 11:23:48 UTC  

probs 6-7 inches

2017-05-10 11:24:11 UTC  

Damn

2017-05-10 11:24:28 UTC  

2.5 inch diameter

2017-05-10 11:24:46 UTC  

Almost as big as my dick

2017-05-10 11:25:25 UTC  

I think I just compared my dick to a shit.

2017-05-10 11:25:32 UTC  

amazing

2017-05-10 11:25:52 UTC  

yeah me too thats how i can tell if I'm ready for anal @Error

2017-05-10 11:26:45 UTC  

lol

2017-05-10 11:27:12 UTC  

You take a huge shit and you think "Huh, guess I'm ready for some anal"

2017-05-10 11:27:29 UTC  

it has to not hurt

2017-05-10 11:27:42 UTC  

my friend was in the middle of taking a shit

2017-05-10 11:27:45 UTC  

it was big

2017-05-10 11:27:49 UTC  

It's the best when they scream out of pain

2017-05-10 11:27:50 UTC  

and he sucked it in

2017-05-10 11:27:53 UTC  

wat

2017-05-10 11:27:55 UTC  

and cus he did

2017-05-10 11:28:00 UTC  

his anus bled dood