I'd be happy if I was high

❤

Ugh

Rant time

What's the deal with women complaining about having to carry the baby? You only carry it for 9 months, where us men carry millions of them for years at a time!

Okay but the same goes for women.

There's this really hot guy that works at the place I'm getting my pizza from

The eggs in us are there when we are born and begin to age.

He has tattoos and really big gauges

Ask him for him if they serve whole salami on the side

I don't know if that's how you spell it

So not only do we carry the babies for all of our life, we also have to carry them for 9 months and painful birth.

Or if that's what they're even called

Yes, @Sammi.

What? @Spirit

Gauges

Spirit D'flowered

I think I fucked up the spelling

I don't lnow

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Gauges

I probably spelled it wrpng

Fuck

No

Right

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This lady accidentally gave me a quarter now I feel bad cause I told the quarter this lady gave me

Took*

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I'm gonna give it back

Go buy a gumball

Once, some shady guy asked me if I had a quarter.

I totally forgot if I even ordered

He was like "psst, hey kid, gotta quarter?"

I'm really tired rn

Sorry I'd I don't make much sense rn

You make lots of cents

Mostly quarters

P yeah the guy told me I ordered

Ask your crush out @Spirit

driving in baytown is fucking stressful holy shit
also on the way home i was just following the flow of traffic. i didn
didn't even realize i was going 90 mph