I once hoverhanded a woman, but it was because I was drunk and couldn't stand up properly

When they used to have booth babes at various guy centric conventions, they had a rule where you couldn't touch them while taking a picture before just getting rid of the babes altogether. However in MW's case, he's just a nice guy respecting m'tradthots

MW: "these facking spairgs don't like me respecting women"

sometimes I want to believe the rumors about Woes banging tradthots, then I see shit like this

Nah, he's the guy who does the cheerleaders homework while she blows the quarterback in his car

Omfg loool

Wait, that shaggy guy with the hovering hand is MW? Holy shit. lol

MW always looked like he doesn't take much care of himself to get laid much. He always just looked like some sweaty got in a ratted t-shirt who spends to much time on that dark room if his.

@Gratowl that's because he's an artfag with a NEET's soul

And he's also 25% attracted to men

W/e that means

He was also gay for a while. It doesn't take much to fuck dudes.

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/1001246173087313927

Idk if I want to laugh or cry

I found the pope’s theme song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ

@ian also the alt right's theme song

https://twitter.com/terrorhousemag/status/1001381883102580736

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh4tHpUflDA Alt Right anthem

@Ballz my favorite restaurant in Budapest used to play that all the time and it's stuck in my head

lol, I just remember it from Zoolander

@everyone I got Darklands working with Streamlabs OBS so it'll be the focus of my next gaming stream @Jo Char

It's funny how Forney criticized Lovecraft when the books he talks about are degenerate as fuck. I mean, Lovecraft was a sperg, no doubt, but he didn't write about eating ass or the philosophical implications of sodomy or BDSM.

@swiftfoxmark2 you generally have to have sex in order to write about it convincingly

its all preferance, I love Conan but I can respect Matt for not liking it

if Lovecraft had written a book about what it's like being married to a much older Jewish woman who carries your balls around in her purse I would be all over that shit

however, I feel the incel label applies more to Star Trek. When I hear the trekkies at my work talk, the cringe gives me scoliosis.

@Deleted User I can withstand a certain degree of heat but I'm deliberately trying to stay under the radar while I'm building up Terror House, my new business. Once I've secured capital for that, I'm planning on being a bit more open with some of this stuff (time permitting).

@mattforney after the Ricky Vaughn doxxing situation, I think you should worry more about staying under the radar of the Anal Right

@Ballz lololololololz

Cantwell et al. have already physically threatened me (despite not being able to get at me), there's nothing they can do to me really

the jobs I'm applying to don't care about my political views

@mattforney idk man, if you're ever within arms reach of Cantwell, he might drown you with his tears

European Budget Commissioner, German Guenther Oettinger, said the one thing that he should not have: that "the negative development of the markets will lead Italians not to vote much longer for the populists"

good luck with that

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-05-29/italians-outraged-after-eus-oettinger-says-markets-will-teach-them-not-vote

hehe, Roseanne cancelled because of her tweets

@mattforney From what I understand, Sonia Greene did say he was "a satisfactory lover" though he didn't initiate with her. So he had sex according to his wife.

@swiftfoxmark2 imagine being such a sperg that your wife has to force herself on you all the time