I am going to have my grandpa teach me how to play poker

He wins a lot of money from it

bananas

I know how to play hold-'em, let's fucking d-d-d-d-d-duel!

Are Jews good at gambling

Jews don't gamble

@Paris only with other people's money

i don't know what the fuck

people expect from me

why the fuck would a grown ass man scream at me

money

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Tbh yeah

My Jewish grandpa considers winning 400$ in poker a bad game

what a jew

who cares about jews

Hitler.

hey buddy

@carlsbad support Israel or be called an anti-semite

can i sniff ur armpits

What is the world coming to

Nuclear Winter

It is coming to me being the ruler

dont u guys hate it when u shower but u still smell

All this heat makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

Hey guys

hi guy

what is up?

An axe that is about to slice your head in half

k nice

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wow

I need to find ways to make a ton of money that are not illegal

I might scalp concert tickets

And football tickets

Just make meth

Guys remember to update Windows if you haven't already in the past couple days

yea that worm

Rl bad

The NSA leaked shit up and a nasty worm got built

Ur shit will be bricked