You have to get up the cervix, Jaume

That's not something you can just

Vaccuum out

Just vacuum out the cervix too.

Just shove it up your vageema and swirl it around to scramble it like eggs

but the CERVIX

Then it should fall straight out of your love canyon

You can't reach your uterus through your vagina

That's because you got the baby dick.

I reach in there all the way with my long dick style.

Whelp you got a skinny dick ehn

then*

Hell yeah.

Jesus christ

This is almost worse than 4Chan

What is 4chan ?

Isn't that the hacker?

That tried to kill hillary.

Yeah that sounds about right

You're not a man if your dick cannot reach my ovaries

Russian greyhat

He wears many grey hats.

I reach all the ovaries.

Your dick splits in two?

I feel like that would hurt about as much as those sex toys that are supposed to screw down the dickhole

No I just thrust at 10000 times per second.

To get at all the eggs at the same time.

You're gonna start a forest fire

Only if she doesn't shave

Nah the girl is super wet.

You're gonna cause a tsunami

True.

Super wet with blood probably

There is nothing wrong with doing a girl in her period.

Lemmm tell you a thing about that

IT HURTS

You're gonna be nicknamed Moses cause you parted the red sea

I like to rape lolis

Cramps + cravings + dick = stop immediately

@Jaume Ἐρημίτης ʕ~ᴥ•ʔ You're a good man

Thank you but please stop flirting with me, you belong to Serj.