Nobody said there was, Jaume my baby

I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY ARGUMENTS

But people like @Jaume Ἐρημίτης ʕ~ᴥ•ʔ make me think abortions should be free

xd thinks there are.

Unless you use a coat hanger

Metal ain't free, Spirit me babes

Coathanger is too messy just use a vacuum Spirit.

Ow.

That's not

Use a spoon

You can't vaccuum out your baby

And fork

Yes you can.

You have to get up the cervix, Jaume

That's not something you can just

Vaccuum out

Just vacuum out the cervix too.

Just shove it up your vageema and swirl it around to scramble it like eggs

but the CERVIX

Then it should fall straight out of your love canyon

You can't reach your uterus through your vagina

That's because you got the baby dick.

I reach in there all the way with my long dick style.

Whelp you got a skinny dick ehn

then*

Hell yeah.

Jesus christ

This is almost worse than 4Chan

What is 4chan ?

Isn't that the hacker?

That tried to kill hillary.

Yeah that sounds about right

You're not a man if your dick cannot reach my ovaries

Russian greyhat

He wears many grey hats.

I reach all the ovaries.

Your dick splits in two?

I feel like that would hurt about as much as those sex toys that are supposed to screw down the dickhole

No I just thrust at 10000 times per second.

To get at all the eggs at the same time.

You're gonna start a forest fire