Message from @BrydenProctor

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2019-02-13 20:34:58 UTC  

Anyone know Fatt Forney's weight?

2019-02-13 21:39:48 UTC  

Quite a few

2019-02-13 21:40:35 UTC  

About the same as the miles of cock Goad the dick Goat has gone through in the past 5 yeats

2019-02-13 21:44:23 UTC  

Wrong. He weights somewhere between the amount of lube Goad has used while living out his disgusting fetish in gallons and the amount of semen that went into his angus in liters.

2019-02-13 22:33:20 UTC  

not gonna lie, I think today's show was one of the best I've done so far

2019-02-14 16:47:26 UTC  

Wow, I gave them 3 months before they started in with hating each other, it didn't even take that long

2019-02-14 16:48:48 UTC  

Women hate each other and this is why a business that has a lot of women often struggles to get things done. They focus on the petty minute things over getting actual work done. I know I work in a company largely comprised of women and they spend all day being catty and passive aggressive.

2019-02-14 19:06:52 UTC  

Panera Cares apparently was a "pay what you want" restaurant that is now closing their last location....you'll never guess why

2019-02-14 19:07:36 UTC  

cryptosporidium poisoning, duh

2019-02-14 19:07:54 UTC  

I had never heard of these before

2019-02-14 19:07:58 UTC  

What a stupid fucking idea

2019-02-14 19:08:45 UTC  

Panera Bread is gay so I'm not surprised

2019-02-14 19:09:09 UTC  

They have good food, but it's too pricey for how tiny the sandwiches are

2019-02-14 19:10:14 UTC  

I haven't set foot in a Panera Bread in three years

2019-02-14 19:10:25 UTC  

they have decent smoothies

2019-02-14 22:54:24 UTC  

wow, you noticed I was setting videos to private after I said I was setting them to private. good job, GRIDS

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2019-02-14 23:05:26 UTC  

Another heron had been raped close to some trailer recently.

2019-02-15 00:25:34 UTC  

I just discovered Harlan Ellison

2019-02-15 00:26:06 UTC  

Oh man he has some good audiobooks. He reads his own stories too which is pretty sweet.

2019-02-15 00:26:14 UTC  

Yeah dude

2019-02-15 00:26:22 UTC  

I am impressed. I like jews now.

2019-02-15 00:26:25 UTC  

not really a fan of Ellison but some of his early short stories are good

2019-02-15 00:26:51 UTC  

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream and The Beast That Shouted Love at the Heart of the World being chief among them

2019-02-15 00:26:51 UTC  

There's a collection of them online IDK how easy it is to find the download link but I recommend looking for it because it is hours worth of top quality content

2019-02-15 00:27:02 UTC  

All I know about is i have no mouth & I must scream so I may change my mind but holy shit

2019-02-15 00:27:30 UTC  

Ellison's chief gift was that he was a category one dickhead who really knew how to fuck with people

2019-02-15 00:35:19 UTC  

Well shit, I can't find the big download of all his audiobooks anymore. I am sorry.

2019-02-15 00:49:54 UTC  

That shit's crazy though man

2019-02-15 00:50:05 UTC  

What a good fucking story

2019-02-15 00:50:21 UTC  

have you played the game based on I Have No Mouth?

2019-02-15 00:50:24 UTC  

that's some really good shit

2019-02-15 00:50:26 UTC  

right up your alley

2019-02-15 00:50:28 UTC  

That's how I learned about it

2019-02-15 00:50:41 UTC  

I have it but I haven't really tried much playing it

2019-02-15 00:50:50 UTC  

I should do a stream of that at some point

2019-02-15 00:51:11 UTC  

it's trippy

2019-02-15 00:51:23 UTC  

I'm really not sure what to do with all my free time now that I stopped podcasting

2019-02-15 00:51:33 UTC  

you quit podcasting?

2019-02-15 00:51:44 UTC  

Yeah at least for a long while, at least RTB

2019-02-15 00:52:11 UTC  

Stepping away from the internet shit for a bit, twitter is only good to read the TL, not streaming anymore