*throws the pizza at you*

*locks the door*

picks it up and goes to the corner

Enjoy the pizza sweetie

eats my first meal in two days

thank you mommy

*giggles*

You're welcome

I'm really surprised tendies haven't come up yet

*shoves two fingers in ass shit squirts out*

need more good boy points for the tendies

Sweetie, let me know when you're done

i'm done

That wasn't sausage on the pizza *giggles*

Once again, Jesus spoke to the people and said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows Me will never walk in the darkness, but will have the light of life.”

you

You're welcome

FUCK YOU

Now a part of your dad is in you

*sobbing

ahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha

*turns up the music*

💦

can you guys stop roleplaying

*goes through your phone*

I'm giving a sermon

It's disrespectful to be talking such foolish right now

Who tf is micheal lol

Wait what are you doing in my phone

He's ugly

Let's send him a text

Please stop it youve caused me enough pain

No wait no

pelase

*sends a text to Michael* Hi cutie

No

please mom stop

FINE

I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty. 36 But as I told you, you have seen me and still you do not believe. 37 All those the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never drive away. 38 For I have come down from heaven not to do my will but to do the will of him who sent me. 39 And this is the will of him who sent me, that I shall lose none of all those he has given me, but raise them up at the last day. 40 For my Father’s will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.”

*breaks your phone*

w.. what was that