Message from @Pesto

Discord ID: 318520352143704065


2017-05-28 22:43:20 UTC  

*turns up the music*

2017-05-28 22:43:46 UTC  

💦

2017-05-28 22:44:01 UTC  

can you guys stop roleplaying

2017-05-28 22:44:02 UTC  

*goes through your phone*

2017-05-28 22:44:09 UTC  

I'm giving a sermon

2017-05-28 22:44:24 UTC  

It's disrespectful to be talking such foolish right now

2017-05-28 22:44:27 UTC  

Who tf is micheal lol

2017-05-28 22:44:42 UTC  

Wait what are you doing in my phone

2017-05-28 22:44:42 UTC  

He's ugly

2017-05-28 22:44:54 UTC  

Let's send him a text

2017-05-28 22:44:58 UTC  

Please stop it youve caused me enough pain

2017-05-28 22:45:06 UTC  

No wait no

2017-05-28 22:45:07 UTC  

pelase

2017-05-28 22:45:21 UTC  

*sends a text to Michael* Hi cutie

2017-05-28 22:45:33 UTC  

No

2017-05-28 22:45:40 UTC  

please mom stop

2017-05-28 22:45:48 UTC  

FINE

2017-05-28 22:45:51 UTC  

I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty. 36 But as I told you, you have seen me and still you do not believe. 37 All those the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never drive away. 38 For I have come down from heaven not to do my will but to do the will of him who sent me. 39 And this is the will of him who sent me, that I shall lose none of all those he has given me, but raise them up at the last day. 40 For my Father’s will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.”

2017-05-28 22:45:58 UTC  

*breaks your phone*

2017-05-28 22:46:09 UTC  

w.. what was that

2017-05-28 22:46:09 UTC  

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

2017-05-28 22:46:41 UTC  

Your phone

2017-05-28 22:47:01 UTC  

Don't you wish somebody would come and save you?

2017-05-28 22:47:19 UTC  

*sniff

2017-05-28 22:47:24 UTC  

Amy only christ can save you

2017-05-28 22:47:55 UTC  

I believe in God, thanks. Now let me play

2017-05-28 22:48:17 UTC  

Believing in God isn't enough

2017-05-28 22:48:19 UTC  

Imma go get ice cream.... do you want some sweetie?

2017-05-28 22:48:28 UTC  

you must also believe in Christ and the power of the holy spirit

2017-05-28 22:48:35 UTC  

Could i come with you please?

2017-05-28 22:48:41 UTC  

I'm saved, thanks

2017-05-28 22:48:54 UTC  

Take this pill first

2017-05-28 22:49:04 UTC  

...

2017-05-28 22:49:12 UTC  

Please don't

2017-05-28 22:49:30 UTC  

Fine

2017-05-28 22:49:36 UTC  

are you saved though

2017-05-28 22:49:41 UTC  

you seem to sin a lot

2017-05-28 22:49:46 UTC  

Why would i need to take a pill mom?

2017-05-28 22:49:56 UTC  

just last week you said you were going camping with a man

2017-05-28 22:50:00 UTC  

So you wont say any thing

2017-05-28 22:50:06 UTC  

to have sex