I'm so happy you could join us for dinner, Michael!

M.. Micheal i think you have something on right now right?

Sweetie

yes mom

Michael is a dweeb

No... no hes not

lol thanks slime

*hands yiu Michael's plate* give this to him

M... Micheal here you go

Sweetie... give him our special sauce

Mom i have to go to the bathroom ill be right back can you please do it

ill be right back micheal

Sigh

Pussy

I just randomly thought of the time a certain Hollywood actress talked about "conscious uncoupling" and there is now vomit on my dungarees.

Fuck it

*stabs Michael in the neck*

AAAHHH *sniff *sob Why fuck WHY

Sweetie...

He was a nerd

I LOVED HIM

wow

dodged a bullet there

We won't even eat him

omg i cant believe this

what the fuck is happening

mr mala your fucking dead so stfu

Is the emoji movie really that bad you guys?

your brain has stopped sending electrical signals and you can no longer communicate without that

It's an insult it even exists

so yeah

Is not out yet

Soo, it's basically not worth watching?

maybe ironically

I dont cook but I have a turkey

Quas

Y..Yes mom?

Pick out the next person

Please i just want to sleep

Should i waste my fucking money on it or not?

FINE