Message from @mr cowboy crab

Discord ID: 319540650003660803


2017-05-31 17:42:43 UTC  

im just not gonna say anything

2017-05-31 17:45:58 UTC  

@DevinSilver i feel the same way

2017-05-31 17:46:23 UTC  

If he's interested in having sexual relationships with someone of his same sex, and you would like to be the one he would have sex with, then you are fishing in an empty pond

2017-05-31 17:46:38 UTC  

Unless you're male.

2017-05-31 17:46:49 UTC  

It's the internet of course you're male

2017-05-31 17:46:52 UTC  

problem solved

2017-05-31 17:46:57 UTC  

^

2017-05-31 17:47:56 UTC  

I lo,ve sucking dick and circunmsising small birds

2017-05-31 17:59:38 UTC  

Oh my

2017-05-31 18:03:49 UTC  

Fav pass time

2017-05-31 18:07:49 UTC  

Women are demented evil creatures confirmed. Genesis was right.

2017-05-31 18:07:56 UTC  

Oh wait

2017-05-31 18:08:01 UTC  

Whew that was a close one

2017-05-31 18:08:11 UTC  

There are no women on the internet

2017-05-31 18:08:17 UTC  

Only wormmen

2017-05-31 18:12:15 UTC  

tru

2017-05-31 18:18:36 UTC  

i can confirm that women are evil

2017-05-31 18:19:32 UTC  

WHAT

2017-05-31 18:19:41 UTC  

Confirm it

2017-05-31 18:20:14 UTC  

well i had a single girl stalk me home give me a black eye and made my scalp bleed

2017-05-31 18:20:27 UTC  

thats a solid 11/10

2017-05-31 18:26:38 UTC  

Olivia done got jumped

2017-05-31 18:28:24 UTC  

gonna jump tht girl one day with a knife i swear smh tut tut tut

2017-05-31 18:28:52 UTC  

by a pikey aswell!, typical

2017-05-31 18:33:41 UTC  

Don't take a knife, take a hatchet or get your ass a piece

2017-05-31 18:33:54 UTC  

Nobody fucks with you if you axe a motherfucker

2017-05-31 18:34:21 UTC  

🤔

2017-05-31 18:35:47 UTC  

yeah but u cant sneakily hide a axe away in ur pocket

2017-05-31 18:36:08 UTC  

Oh this was gonna be a daylight thing?

2017-05-31 18:36:21 UTC  

good point

2017-05-31 18:36:32 UTC  

Also, isn't your area quite posh? South? They might pay decent attention to a murder

2017-05-31 18:36:45 UTC  

Pull my nips

2017-05-31 18:36:48 UTC  

Ok

2017-05-31 18:36:50 UTC  

its just run down

2017-05-31 18:37:08 UTC  

some bits are nice some are really shit

2017-05-31 18:37:19 UTC  

Every city's like that

2017-05-31 18:37:36 UTC  

fair is just a lil town tho

2017-05-31 18:37:52 UTC  

Yeah, I'm Birmingham so... Larger place

2017-05-31 18:37:56 UTC  

@DevinSilver that actually makes sense. Thanks

2017-05-31 18:41:29 UTC  

@Slime I'll pull your nips

2017-05-31 18:41:44 UTC  

JESUS