im getting the gun

oh shit 😳

The reason why your eyes close when you sneeze is to prevent germs from flying into your eyes
Washington is the leading state for bestiality.
the us has never lost a war when donkeys were involved
Bears can climb faster then they can run
Up to 90% of koalas will get chlamydia in their lifetime.
Most drivers actually take longer to leave a parking spot when they see that someone's waiting for it.
the third right arm of a male octopus also serves as its penis
Doritos could have the same flavour without the crazy messy cheese powder, but it's said that the powder adds to the "dorito experience".
Your brain makes about a coke can's worth of cerebrospinal fluid every day.
Armadillos only ovulate one egg, which is fertilized and then splits into 2,3 or 4 embryos. So their offspring for the season are all genetically identical.
Platipi have seven different kinds of poison in their bodies
A whales penis is called a dork
Diazepam metabolises into nordazepam, oxazepam, and temazepam.
A giraffe's neck only has 7 vertebrae, the same amount as humans and most other mammals.

yea

someone buy me a premuim tf2 upgrade gift pls

isnt it like 5 dollars?

It's 5 bucks, yes

I can't get money

get money

lol

but seriously

someone?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/13/health/new-pride-flag-colors-trnd/index.html?sr=twCNN061317new-pride-flag-colors-trnd0456PMStoryLink&linkId=38658838

They added black to the pride flag

for gay black people

but seriously it's $5

🇫 🇪 🇱 🇱 🅰 🇸

Hey @carlsbad u got killing floor 2

well I have the free trial that's out right now

is anyone here generous, has five dollars, and a premium TF2 account?

White people don't get a color on the pride flag

JEZUS ITS FIVE BUCKS

@carlsbad wanna play?

perhaps

I have to go take care of something give me like 30 minutes

ahh cmon ni🅱 🅱 a

ok

I have no money

I have money

Get a job

i have a job but can i still have money

No

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@Ace this beta is now ebegging

i don't have a job

jesus christ, of the people who said they cared about me

if you died tomorrow

i would shed (1) tear

why waste five on premium

go get another game jezuz

Tf2 is dead