Message from @Ace
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Which one would you rather have?
An oiled up Zeus
Or immortality?
I would rather pick an oiled up Zeus
same living immortality would basically suck
id lvoe an oiled up zues sliding into me
that big meaty veiny cock
I'd just love him sliding *onto* me 😍
Let him hit be with his big, fat 🌩
who made zeus?
Lemme look it up
arent they alal like incest or some shit
all*
Cronus
And yes
e__e
I have written some mythology-ish stuff that has incest in it, too
Two Chimera gods who were siblings fucked, and when they kissed, the female's lips turned the male to ashes
Reminder that Odin was the gayest god
@Jaume Ἐρημίτης ʕ~ᴥ•ʔ ill go vegan then
Thank you 🍆 🥒 🥕
m'am ima have to ask you to go back in the kitchen
Guys I'm im
Hi im, I'm Dad
Kek what
Why would anyone do that
to feel loved
But having a girlfriend is way too normie, why would they even try and pretend that they did
who the hell would pretend they have a girlfriend
that sounds like something kids in year 4 would do to try to gain some sort of popularity
oh it says "pretended" thank goodness, its past tense
Maybe he wasn't pretending
Maybe he'd fooled himself into thinking his hand was a girlfriend
lol
that may be the cause worcestershire
the hand became his gf
Kek
TBH, if I was caught off guard and asked if I had a girlfriend id probably have autism kick in and say I do
Not having a gf is something to be celebrated if you're under 30
I've got a joke
How do you get gum out of your hair?
"Did Bill Clinton died?" - Camora, 2017
Cancer.
The fuck is going on?