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Good night! 🌹

that unicorn diabetes thing

that was good

❤

💗

Dead.... again

🐬 don't drink

Will someone come with me to the beach.

It's hell

Here

Sand

Water

Salt

Fish

Sand gets in every crack

beachs r gross

There's a dock to sit on and stick your legs in

dock or dick?

Smack your head with a shell until you go to a higher plane

The water is still too cold for swimming for longer than 10 minutes

@Grayzilla 10 minutes? Are you even a man?

thats weak

Ok

No. I am a half dead lady obviously

did you know that disneyland opened in 2002?

If you need a place to lay low, I have a dead hooker storage in my garage

People think it was opened way before

just give me a call, maybe you can get paid too

but it actually wasnt

Hooker is too above me I never got paid for anything.

i eat glass cereal with bleach instead of milk

did you even try to pack dead hookers?

maybe you'll be good at it and we can offer you a part time job

nobody would touch a weaboo

No, but I'm always willing to learn!

they would rape them

thats a good boi!

weaboos are cancer

gas the weebs

Yea gas the weebs.