I play no games whatsoever anymore.

This is a gamers only chat

lol

queer

If you don't game you're homosexual

Pipe down, Dan.

Simple as that

I game everyday

So I'm heterosexual

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo

Semper Fi

Lol.

I'm US army manager bud

I could get you fired

For not gaming.

Yea

Check your corners today

I'll probably not be leaving the house.

kill doon coons on Cod lol

Not well, you see.

Fire up some minecraft and get to gamin

Too basic.

Maybe I'll start with Chess.

What's your m.o.s?

In Chess?

In the army

You say you served right?

Oh man. Go read shrine of the mall ninja.

Its a copypasta.

Are you serious?

Sorry to disappoint you.

I don't like that stolen valor crap

That sucks. It's all over the Internet. Has been for years.

And it was kids showing bravado.

So there's nothing stolen.

Seriously, if you read this thread it gets more and more out of touch with reality.

Another excerpt: I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

Another excerpt: I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

It's pure genius.

did you guys know that Tj's brother is running for mayor of Kekistan because Kane threw Dusty off the Hell in a Cell in to the Knox county announcer table in 1998?

I just ate all day

and I'm still hungry