Too basic.

Maybe I'll start with Chess.

What's your m.o.s?

In Chess?

In the army

You say you served right?

Oh man. Go read shrine of the mall ninja.

Its a copypasta.

Are you serious?

Sorry to disappoint you.

I don't like that stolen valor crap

That sucks. It's all over the Internet. Has been for years.

And it was kids showing bravado.

So there's nothing stolen.

Seriously, if you read this thread it gets more and more out of touch with reality.

Another excerpt: I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

Another excerpt: I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

It's pure genius.

did you guys know that Tj's brother is running for mayor of Kekistan because Kane threw Dusty off the Hell in a Cell in to the Knox county announcer table in 1998?

I just ate all day

and I'm still hungry

Rip

:(((((

Eat more then. Simple fix

I've been snacking all day

Drink water

and I just ate a lot at a party

Eat some cheeze its

I haven't eaten all day

I have more hot pockets

FOOD IS GREAT

GO EAT

Cause it's too hot

Yesss

My roomie is getting pizza

Eat ice cream @Grayzilla

Fuck we have no ice cream

Rip

go get ice cream then

^

But I want me some of that salted butterscotch from Tillamook

Go get it then