Get it "rear ended"

That's a good solution

AHAHAHHAA

hahahha good 1

😂😂😂😂

I got way too proud of myself

i guess i could say that he dinged my leftass cheek

lol

I'M GOING TO EAT AAAAASS

O my Blawndie

in all seriousness

If it's not mine then i don't care brass

the guy was trying to switch lanes and didnt do it fast enough

hit my left rear side

made me hit the person in front me

so i got sandwiched

I like sandwiches

Shit

ikr

That's dangerous

whatever, it was all paid for

the guy admitted fault

In blood

My internet cut out again

Damn

I'd clap his balls right out of the sack

Right

Out

Spirit why not use magic?

wtf Spirit?

less effort

I'm wheezing rn

I would give him the knee of justice straight into his balls

😂😂😂

A few years ago I hit a city bus and my whole right side got shredded. Luckily there was no one on the bus and there was only scratches on it

Then he would crack your skull open

Paris you couldn't hurt a toddler

My bones are hard af from all of the calcium I intake

Bones are always hard

But magic is only to be used for serious things

fun fact trucks have a lot of kinetic energy