HE'S MY NEIGHBOR AND HE'S HOT-W

WAIT

if someone dinged my door id whip out my dick

lol jk no i wouldnt

if he made a dent

I'll be pissed

Then ask for sex

i got rear ended last month

I'm gonna eat someone's ass 😄

Goof morning

Say he owes you

and it'll give me a reason to talk to him

HMMM

@Blaundee Was he hot too?

BLAWNDIE THAT SUCKS

sex is not equal to payment for door ding

😂😂😂

@Spirit fuck no

:/

@Spirit im more handsome

then why didn't you stab him?

Get it "rear ended"

That's a good solution

AHAHAHHAA

hahahha good 1

😂😂😂😂

I got way too proud of myself

i guess i could say that he dinged my leftass cheek

lol

I'M GOING TO EAT AAAAASS

O my Blawndie

in all seriousness

If it's not mine then i don't care brass

the guy was trying to switch lanes and didnt do it fast enough

hit my left rear side

made me hit the person in front me

so i got sandwiched

I like sandwiches

Shit

ikr

That's dangerous