Message from @Paris

Discord ID: 329906475269095426


2017-06-29 07:16:33 UTC  

Fuck Jojo's

2017-06-29 07:25:57 UTC  

@Repzion prise kek

2017-06-29 07:35:16 UTC  

just preordered coyote petersons book

2017-06-29 07:36:48 UTC  

wats that

2017-06-29 07:45:17 UTC  

Coyote Peterson has a book?

2017-06-29 07:45:41 UTC  

Apparetnyl

2017-06-29 07:45:46 UTC  

apparently*

2017-06-29 08:25:29 UTC  

Dear god, some of the dumbest people go to court over the dumbest shit

2017-06-29 08:25:29 UTC  

🤔

2017-06-29 08:36:56 UTC  

I think I'm about to start watching Judge Judy and Judge Pirro

2017-06-29 08:45:04 UTC  

Both Are great

2017-06-29 08:45:52 UTC  

I am watching a Judge Pirro thing on YouTube
It involves Ron Jeremy

2017-06-29 08:46:24 UTC  

Let me just say that he's only been talking for a few minutes, and already, I love the man and say that pornstars must be a blast to hang out with

2017-06-29 08:49:05 UTC  

I am so hungry

2017-06-29 08:49:24 UTC  

Go eat something

2017-06-29 08:49:39 UTC  

I ate everything at my house

2017-06-29 08:49:49 UTC  

And it is too late to go anywhere

2017-06-29 08:49:54 UTC  

Eat the house, then

2017-06-29 08:50:23 UTC  

Fuck that shit I just want taco bell

2017-06-29 08:50:33 UTC  

But it is too late

2017-06-29 08:50:42 UTC  

Go to Taco Bell and rob them for tacos

2017-06-29 08:50:58 UTC  

Eat your parents

2017-06-29 08:51:01 UTC  

It is 5 am

2017-06-29 08:51:18 UTC  

Perfect your parents are probably sleeping

2017-06-29 08:51:38 UTC  

Aim for the neck buddy

2017-06-29 08:51:53 UTC  

You are grossing me out

2017-06-29 08:52:03 UTC  

Eat your fucking parents now

2017-06-29 08:52:14 UTC  

Or starve

2017-06-29 08:53:08 UTC  

I would rather starve

2017-06-29 08:53:24 UTC  

Perhaps some fruit then?

2017-06-29 08:53:37 UTC  

You can get surgery to change your race

2017-06-29 08:53:38 UTC  

cool

2017-06-29 08:53:48 UTC  

Eat the eyes first
They're good appetizers
You'll have to eat fast since people taste best warm, but some prefer otherwise
Most people kill their victims before eating them, but some prefer otherwise
If you do it while they're alive, poison them with date rape or something, but if you want them awake, make sure you tie them down

2017-06-29 08:54:02 UTC  

Bitch eyes taste like water

2017-06-29 08:54:16 UTC  

Dumb ass hoe

2017-06-29 08:54:17 UTC  

Depends on the race

2017-06-29 08:54:18 UTC  

They go down the throat easily

2017-06-29 08:54:24 UTC  

Asian eyes are more fresh

2017-06-29 08:54:28 UTC  

less air exposure