Message from @Secondhand Sam
Discord ID: 333803906528313344
oh god no
But anyways, bmi doesn't take muscle into account
just thinking about the smell makes me uncomfortable
Bro when I get high or drunk doritos is what I love on
I tested my body fat percentage and I'm in the normal range
lmao
See she ain't gay
hip to waist ratio?
What's wrong with a big ass
^
Especially hers
Hi there!
Yo
hallo
Bro chill
Hi
Hello
She ain't got like a boat nose
I know but you know what I mean
I've seen it hehehe
Daniel once consumed a lightly salted pig anus, but is totally not gay. Seriously, look it up! This guy has issues. During a meetup with TJ Kirk (alias TheAmazingAtheist), several years before Daniel became a minor youtube celebrity, Dan performed oral sex on TJ, fetching his limp penis out from the countless rolls of fat on the gentle giant. What follows next is too perverse to put on words. If you saw TJ's sex tapes, imagine that to the power of 30, and that'll give you a general idea. Daniel is believed to have been dressed in a kinky little kimono outfit, and had grown his hair long just for his master. Anal sex was frequent, with lubricant being scarcely used. This caused ruptures and damage to Daniel's rectum. The damage went too out of hand, resulting in severe infection, which prompted several hospital visits.
Nice copy pasta
tldr
Lol
wtf
Everyone here just needs to chill
Be friends
@Sir Aggie this is a girl he dated. he was crushed to death
LOL
What
looooooool
WHAT IS THAT
That's an abomination
lmao
jesus just no
That's like a human Mount Rushmore
@Jaume Ἐρημίτης ʕ~ᴥ•ʔ Cuz people bring up my ass alot
It's on my mind alot