Message from @Secondhand Sam

Discord ID: 333803527606632458


2017-07-10 02:53:53 UTC  

What are they

2017-07-10 02:53:55 UTC  

Gross.

2017-07-10 02:53:57 UTC  

Never tried them

2017-07-10 02:54:01 UTC  

don't

2017-07-10 02:54:04 UTC  

they're gross

2017-07-10 02:54:20 UTC  

I've been told their like long Doritos

2017-07-10 02:54:26 UTC  

doritos are gross too

2017-07-10 02:54:27 UTC  

No

2017-07-10 02:54:40 UTC  

Mmh deep fried cheese dust

2017-07-10 02:54:46 UTC  

Doritos are better than cheetos

2017-07-10 02:54:48 UTC  

Sounds good if u ask me

2017-07-10 02:55:01 UTC  

Doritos are heavenly

2017-07-10 02:55:02 UTC  

@Spirit Guuuuurl

2017-07-10 02:55:05 UTC  

oh god no

2017-07-10 02:55:15 UTC  

But anyways, bmi doesn't take muscle into account

2017-07-10 02:55:19 UTC  

just thinking about the smell makes me uncomfortable

2017-07-10 02:55:29 UTC  

Bro when I get high or drunk doritos is what I love on

2017-07-10 02:55:33 UTC  

I tested my body fat percentage and I'm in the normal range

2017-07-10 02:55:35 UTC  

lmao

2017-07-10 02:55:47 UTC  

See she ain't gay

2017-07-10 02:56:02 UTC  

hip to waist ratio?

2017-07-10 02:56:03 UTC  

What's wrong with a big ass

2017-07-10 02:56:14 UTC  

^

2017-07-10 02:56:24 UTC  

Especially hers

2017-07-10 02:56:28 UTC  

Hi there!

2017-07-10 02:56:34 UTC  

Yo

2017-07-10 02:56:35 UTC  

hallo

2017-07-10 02:56:37 UTC  

Bro chill

2017-07-10 02:56:40 UTC  

Hi

2017-07-10 02:56:44 UTC  

Hello

2017-07-10 02:57:02 UTC  

She ain't got like a boat nose

2017-07-10 02:57:26 UTC  

I know but you know what I mean

2017-07-10 02:57:33 UTC  

lol

2017-07-10 02:57:55 UTC  

I've seen it hehehe

2017-07-10 02:57:57 UTC  

Daniel once consumed a lightly salted pig anus, but is totally not gay. Seriously, look it up! This guy has issues. During a meetup with TJ Kirk (alias TheAmazingAtheist), several years before Daniel became a minor youtube celebrity, Dan performed oral sex on TJ, fetching his limp penis out from the countless rolls of fat on the gentle giant. What follows next is too perverse to put on words. If you saw TJ's sex tapes, imagine that to the power of 30, and that'll give you a general idea. Daniel is believed to have been dressed in a kinky little kimono outfit, and had grown his hair long just for his master. Anal sex was frequent, with lubricant being scarcely used. This caused ruptures and damage to Daniel's rectum. The damage went too out of hand, resulting in severe infection, which prompted several hospital visits.

2017-07-10 02:58:11 UTC  

Nice copy pasta

2017-07-10 02:58:11 UTC  

tldr

2017-07-10 02:58:32 UTC  

Lol

2017-07-10 02:58:38 UTC  

wtf

2017-07-10 02:58:46 UTC  

Everyone here just needs to chill

2017-07-10 02:58:48 UTC