onion cannot take a joke

it kind of reminds me of cnn

but at least cnn has more of a purpose

Im still relevant, right?

isnt Eminem working on a new album?

I think

I didnt hear much

Creatives are always working on something

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Remember that one song i made about shoving gerbals up my ass?

That was a classic

Instant classic

Like and comment for a chance to have me, classic eminem, shove gerbals up your asshole

Whomst commented

me

I live in detroit

you could do it irl

oh also I still need to send my piss to bulshell media

I'll shove a gerbal up your peepee if you interupt me again

I need to send my piss to bulshell media first

then you can rape me with gerbils

ok?

Fine

also onision is still less relevant

Onision is a faggot

I'm a faggo

t

He's

a shitlord

He likes it up the bum

a fatphobic pedophillic anorexic fetish shitlord

Fatphobic?

also anti-weed

yes he's fatphobic

The fuck is that

fatshaming is his secondary bread and butter

he hates fat people

NO ONE BULLIES FAT KIDS EXCEPT ME

WHERE IS THIS SHITLORD

please kill him

suicide bomb his house