there's only 1 race

the metaphysical realm

tfw faithkids is based in the worst state

I hate michigan so much

tfw you could actually visit the creators of faithkids and they live insanely close

yes

send them a pie

no

I hate pi

I prefer e

I could literally go to the hq of bushell media

and send them a floral arrangement that said "faith kids fucked up" on a card

they just have to go to heaven right now

I'm glad I have an excuse to be active here

if I contact bushell media what should I ask them about?

it's not my intent to be a troll

~~hi my name jeff~~

*I already do*

*but thanks*

*but not even 2 nooses can hold me to the celling*

*I'm fucking fat of course I don't want to do that*

*I'll just die by food poisoning then*

*wait*

*I have a plan*

*be punched by a member of bushellmedia to death*

*I want to*

*suicide pact?*

I eat poptarts straight out of the box

because the toaster's broken

curly fries

because you only get 2 tits

but infinite curlies

I ship steve shives and onision

~~because onision's always cheating on lainey~~

well steve shives is a convincing feminist

greg absolutely isn't

but he's got all the manipulation, lying, and authoritarianism of one

I lasted 3 seconds

and bam

banned

I didn't even say anything

banned from that

and also think about this

Onion isn't even a convincing SJW

he's anti-weed

pro-anorexic

and a pedo

yeah but I'm banned

and I didn't even say anything

another factor that doesn't make onion a convincing sjw

he treats women like sex slaves

billie

lainey

all the mods teenagers onion slept with

I mean

chained up in the basement

Onision, Sam Pepper, and Steve shives all should do a collab

who's the biggest hypocrite?

I didn't say anything for 3 seconds

like

I was just typing

and they banned me

how do they know I'm not secretly a pro-onion spy trying to stop daniel's fangots?

Hi I'm Melania

if there's 1 thing that we can expect from Onion

is that he loves censorship

wait

I think onion will take me in bed with him

I'm 15 and bisexual

he'd totally bang me

although I'm the complete opposite of what onion looks for in a partner

I'm fat

I got long hair

a big chest

a penis

and yes I'm a masochist but I hate extreme sadists

onion's fucking open about lolicon

he's said many times he'd only fuck flat girls

this isn't degeneracy

this is nongeneracy

also sorry @Tpyo I have a shitty mac

~~oh boy do we have an onion boy cultist in here?~~

well by the looks of it

you sure look like an onion supporter

well if you're not

cool

well @Maki Roll why call us the degenerates then?

we're as anti-onion as anti can get

because

it's entertaining

to talk about a complete idiot

~~It's DANIEL KEEM! MY CHILDHOOD SUPERHERO!~~

```>why greentext?```

are you guys ready for Onion's Vidcon panel tomorrow?

that was ricegum

fidget spinner

im guessing

I wonder if Christian Burns was Onion's alter ego?

HELLO AND WELCOME TO SHITSHOW THEORY

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