Even then, it may not stop; we don't know how much of it is caused by the sun's natural cycle.

Lol

Hey hey hey, show some respect for the cripplingly constipated

XD

Think about it though: seven BILLION shits on the daily...

Nuclear science has made a lot of progress.

Could go more nuclear definitely helps that we burn cleaner coal and can produce solar panels for homes.

Seven billion shits, I mean: that's a staggering amount of methane production.

Ergo proxy is very good

How many times could we wrap those shits around the world?

When the government restricts your shitting

Humans don't produce a great deal of methane

From their bodies I mean

Don't judge me ;(

Maybe on their own, but when we all take a shit in one spot...

We produce lots of meth though

Someone's gonna get gassed

Meth is nice if you wanna fuck up your life

Humans don't need to do anything about our own bowels

We need to do something about all the cows

Because that's where the lions share of our methane production comes from

#CowGenocide

And we need to combat deforestation more actively

Cow Holocaust

Once 3d printed meat becomes a marketable thing it'll start to work itself out

wouldn't 3d printed meat taste like paper?

No

or taste like nothing?

It tastes like beef

Because it is beef

how would it taste like beef?

but

if it's 3D printed

there would be no taste

The process of 3d printing can potentially use any material

It doesn't have to be wood chips and ink

Paper doesn't even taste that bad

Well here's the thing: first we need to mass-produce 3-D printers and make them commercially available at an affordable price.

They print the muscle sinew and grow the meat around it in contoled environments

I eat paper often

Then we need to destroy all 3-D printers in favour of government produced replicators.

Then we need to become Star Trek.