I won't need to pre order

No one is gonna go

pfff, every time i told people i wanted to be a comedian, they laughed at me

Except your mother she is very supportive of your life choices

but now, i go on discord and tell people jokes that they know the punchline to, and they are probably not laughing either

I want food

making an original joke is hard

ill take you out to lunch

or breakfast, since its like 6 am where you are

I want pancakes

But that takes effort

we could go to a place that sells pancakes, then that wont take effort

all it would take is time, and a lot more money than making them at home

I would have to get up for both options

well if all else fails i could buy them to go, and bring them to your house

you wont have to get up for that

They would be cold by then

ill bring my microwave, and reheat them there

Not as good

I'm gonna just get some toast

alright, toast it is

I choose an English breakfast muffin toasted with butter

that sounds like a great way to start the day

are you gonna go for a morning jog after that?

No

If I go for a walk o do it around 7pm

ah, but its colder in the morning than in the afternoon

and less people

I don't like walking in the cold

And I walk on a kinda secluded trail

oh, thats pretty cool

how secluded are we talking?

You could get kidnapped and no one would be able to see

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If I go into the forest that is

so theoretically, you could take a stroll naked, and no one will know

On the trail there are a couple of people that pass by

Okay

Let's not get weird

you can stroll naked on any trail

just has to be 1:00 am