6 am? lol why are you up this late?

nah man, i dont think that bad about other people

same

when i see someone dab i think "now there is a man who is having fun"

When people do drugs I think wow they look like they're having fun

yeah, they are

wanna do drugs quas?

Sure

ill get the Coke

Coca Cola that is

because artificial sugars are addictive as fuck

Root beer is better

IF you pour root beer in a square cup, does it make it regular beer?

i bet you all havent heard that joke multiple times before

O.O

I have never heard it

You blew my mind

yeah, im pretty much a comedian

preorder my tickits to my next stand up show now

I won't need to pre order

No one is gonna go

pfff, every time i told people i wanted to be a comedian, they laughed at me

Except your mother she is very supportive of your life choices

but now, i go on discord and tell people jokes that they know the punchline to, and they are probably not laughing either

I want food

making an original joke is hard

ill take you out to lunch

or breakfast, since its like 6 am where you are

I want pancakes

But that takes effort

we could go to a place that sells pancakes, then that wont take effort

all it would take is time, and a lot more money than making them at home

I would have to get up for both options

well if all else fails i could buy them to go, and bring them to your house

you wont have to get up for that

They would be cold by then

ill bring my microwave, and reheat them there

Not as good

I'm gonna just get some toast

alright, toast it is