I COULD HAVE DIED

I've been napping all day

Costco is pretty big

ohi

YAA

I once got lost too

I ALWAYS GET LOST THERE

There's so much stuff there

It's gud tho

Hi everyone

Someone gouge my left eye out please

It hurts so fucking much

Emm

What's causing the pain?

Dont know

But it feels like someone stabbed me in the eye

You got a mirror handy?

Ive looked and don't see anything

But not even Advil helps

pupils the same size?

Yea

Last I checked at least

I played video games and did laundry all day

Must just poked it or something, then.

How can you people even afford a costco membership

I haven't

Nothing has even been near my eye today

I couldn't say then. 😦

I'm not surgically removing you eye though. Eyes are gross.

I'll sell it

Just like my left nut and kidney

Easiest money I could ever make

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How much for the kidney?

Like 2 or 3 grand I think

Testicle I dunno

I'd decellularise it, plant my own stem cells on it and presto... I have a 3rd kidney. 33% more pissing power

yo

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