the gman argument

@crescendo2020 jehovas witness

Sarai wasn't that great fun

Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.

@Deleted User I've been bamboozled

I've seen that first hand. My cousins were JW for years.

I believe in Cthulhu as a concept, really. My atheism is still intact.

It's harsh man

Wanna hear all the things you aren't allowed as a jw? :^) will shook you

I went to their big baptization thing at Dodgers stadium in the nineties.

They're not allowed anything fun, I know.

I hate it when they let kids be baptized

Then they talk bad about the Catholic Church for doing it

Like wtf

Bamboozled how?

I'm the one true religion.

It was crazy and cult like. Even as a child it creeped me out. Of course, I was just a bystander. Luckily I didn't have to join in.

If you think that was cult like, try being an ancient god. Jeez.

No holidays, no birthday celebration, no smoking (anything), no pregnancy out of wedlock. All those things can get you kicked out of Kingdom Hall.

Very weird and authoritarian religion.

Oh, for sure. Being a deity must be strenuous. All the things you have to deal with in your day to day.

Even disagreeing with the ones in the organization in power gets you dissfellowshipped

I used to be atheist until i met the great cthulhu

One lady I know got kicked out for being depressed and trying to commit suicide

They didn't even fucking helped her

Ia! Ia!

That's religion for you.

Even the ones that do try to help cause more harm than good.

Yeah fuck religion and it's inhumanity.😐

wait wait wait, who is jehovas cthulhu worshipper here?

Me ftghan.

Reminds me of bloodletting. They mean well, but c'mon.

@Shattered hi

@Shattered I think everyone here worships me.

I've had numerous JWs approach me with their retarded pamphlets. I tell them I worship Satan; they leave. So easy.

Especially Sarai.

Especially me indeed.

[:

@crescendo2020 lmfao that's great

Tbh I just love it when people aren't so nice when we're out in service

@Sarai o/