Smh god

Clearly, there haven't been enough incests.

What a pussy

Before they were just fucking morons and he could control them, and he was younger

The timeless being was younger back then

And now he's an old man whos too old to do floods

Except in texas

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God forgot about us ::sadface:: he won't even punish our incest anymore

Lots daughters

Its fine, gods ok with incest n shit

I think god wants to drown me tho actually. Irma's coming boi

And rape

If I remember correctly, Lots daughters raped him while he was drunk cause they thought the men where they moved to wouldn't want them

Lolwat

I've never read the bible so

Too lazy my nibba

Lot got double banged. Let's not get it twisted.

I remember reading this weird passage fam

Hol up lemme look for it

He got fucked up and then they were like, "We should bone dad. That'll teach him."

I need a legit bible smh 🙄

Hah

The Bible is truly wonderous

I got this shitty book years ago called "The truth for youth"

yeah for fucks sake "there is nothing wrong with incest as long as its not done with children and they're not breeding" is all i ever argued but people think i think incest is best put your sisters to the test

The story of Sodom is even better

“Then the firstborn said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is not a man on earth to come in to us after the manner of the earth. “Come, let us make our father drink wine, and let us lie with him that we may preserve our family through our father.” So they made their father drink wine that night, and the firstborn went in and lay with her father; and he did not know when she lay down or when she arose. On the following day, the firstborn said to the younger, “Behold, I lay last night with my father; let us make him drink wine tonight also; then you go in and lie with him, that we may preserve our family through our father.” So they made their father drink wine that night also, and the younger arose and lay with him; and he did not know when she lay down or when she arose.” Gen. 19:31-35

Straight up copy paste but there it is

I thought it was some shitty book about being a conservative patriot or some shit until later on I heard it was about making the bible "cool" and "hip"

These angels decided to chill in their town and then everyone decided that they arbitrarily needed a good raping. So, they hid in this guy's house. The angry rapey mob yelled to let the angels come out and get raped. So he said, "Bruh, hold on. I have these fine-ass daughters. Rape them instead."

Then they did

I threw it away so I don't have it :y

It had shitty comics in it

Then the angels fucked everyone up, and the guy and his family walked away and the angels said, "If you look back, I'll make you a salt." Then he did, and they did. The end

The jws have these books and articles called "young people ask" or something and they can be so bad especially when it comes to homosexuality and relationships

The corridors of the Labyrinth twist on themselves in impossible patterns, defying the laws of space and time and consuming the lives of those who enter before they are even born.

Neato

Wanna hear the one about the tower?

```Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```

These guys built a tower to say hi to god. Then he knocked it down because reasons.