It's so much fun. We're all learning what a little shit god is

i spent my childhood reading that stuff

along with bible stories for kids

There is only one true god.

Then there's the one where god told this dude to kill his kid and then said "psyche!" That was pretty neat.

And that is Tzeentch.

I remember reading this thing in the young people ask book from the jws and it literally said "Having sex outside of marriage is like using a valuable artwork as a carpet" and I'm still so bamboozled they would say something so retarded

TJ made a video on the truth for youth, i'll put it in <#231946987585404930>

So many believe that they can bend the power of Chaos to their will, receive the gifts of the Dark Gods in return for lip service and petty offerings ... Fools, all of them. Chaos is the master, never the servant.

Oh yeah god is so good at making pranks

Fucking "porn is evil" is part of one of the comics

Most of those who walk the Path to Glory are convinced they will reach its end, that their own ascension is inevitable. And they are right, until the moment their destiny ends in blood or shameful failure and the Gods' eyes turn away from them in contempt.

Remember when god invented evil and then decided it's not allowed, and then decided that someone would succumb to it and then decided to punish them, and then decided that everyone's getting punished, and then impregnated a woman with himself to protect them from himself? Best prank ever

Omg ikrrr

He's such a savage

Nobody can one up that one

Oh, god, you little rascal, you.

What a silly willy

Or the time god killed him self and then asked himself why he forsook himself and then became besties with himself again.

Why is there so many weaklings in this place?

K

Females and transvestites.

Pathetic.

Just like when he says we have free will but if we don't follow everything he says we're gonna die. Tbh I love that prank

Yeah, the concept of free will falls apart when mixed with the concept of eternal knowledge

God says you should belong in the kitchen.

So, how can you type that much while making sandwiches?

We're not SJWs. You're trolling up the wrong tree.

You're not fooling me, you scum.

But that one's effective when used in the appropriate place.

No soul is ever truly safe from the touch of Chaos. It might take more effort from the Dark Gods to turn a particular individual to their service, and they often bore of the game quickly, but no one is really immune to the temptations of the Ruinous Powers.

K

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Loyalty is a lie, whispered by deceivers into the ears of fools moments before their dagger strikes. Trust no one as you advance on the Path, for the Dark Gods are unforgiving of any weakness.

Think I'm gonna go offline for a while. Have a headache <:RemSleepy:238039740383887362>

Gn

See ya.

Broken souls, deceived minds, twisted bodies. Such are the most common slaves of Ruin, their lives spent like loose change by those standing above them in the Dark Gods' eyes.

That's oh so very profound. Please continue.

Do you hear the voices too?

Perhaps