Message from @Sarai
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I thought it was some shitty book about being a conservative patriot or some shit until later on I heard it was about making the bible "cool" and "hip"
These angels decided to chill in their town and then everyone decided that they arbitrarily needed a good raping. So, they hid in this guy's house. The angry rapey mob yelled to let the angels come out and get raped. So he said, "Bruh, hold on. I have these fine-ass daughters. Rape them instead."
Then they did
I threw it away so I don't have it :y
It had shitty comics in it
Then the angels fucked everyone up, and the guy and his family walked away and the angels said, "If you look back, I'll make you a salt." Then he did, and they did. The end
The jws have these books and articles called "young people ask" or something and they can be so bad especially when it comes to homosexuality and relationships
The corridors of the Labyrinth twist on themselves in impossible patterns, defying the laws of space and time and consuming the lives of those who enter before they are even born.
Neato
Wanna hear the one about the tower?
```Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```
These guys built a tower to say hi to god. Then he knocked it down because reasons.
@Blaundee ily too bby take care <:FeelsHappyHugged:332921062679511040>
Lmao rip
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Hi, Blaundee
We're doing bible study
Care to join?
Many are pushed into the Dark Gods' arms by the deeds of others, and have no choice in their fall to Darkness. They will either embrace what they have become and grow strong, or recoil in horror and be broken upon the unforgiving tides of Chaos. Yet the question remains : of those who are pushed into Ruin and those who willingly turn to it, which are the favored servants of the Ruinous Powers ?
No, but thanks
Lmao
It's so much fun. We're all learning what a little shit god is
i spent my childhood reading that stuff
along with bible stories for kids
There is only one true god.
Then there's the one where god told this dude to kill his kid and then said "psyche!" That was pretty neat.
And that is Tzeentch.
I remember reading this thing in the young people ask book from the jws and it literally said "Having sex outside of marriage is like using a valuable artwork as a carpet" and I'm still so bamboozled they would say something so retarded
TJ made a video on the truth for youth, i'll put it in <#231946987585404930>
So many believe that they can bend the power of Chaos to their will, receive the gifts of the Dark Gods in return for lip service and petty offerings ... Fools, all of them. Chaos is the master, never the servant.
Oh yeah god is so good at making pranks
Fucking "porn is evil" is part of one of the comics
Most of those who walk the Path to Glory are convinced they will reach its end, that their own ascension is inevitable. And they are right, until the moment their destiny ends in blood or shameful failure and the Gods' eyes turn away from them in contempt.
Remember when god invented evil and then decided it's not allowed, and then decided that someone would succumb to it and then decided to punish them, and then decided that everyone's getting punished, and then impregnated a woman with himself to protect them from himself? Best prank ever
Omg ikrrr
He's such a savage
Nobody can one up that one
Oh, god, you little rascal, you.
What a silly willy
Or the time god killed him self and then asked himself why he forsook himself and then became besties with himself again.