the goats got taken away, because they did not support communism

sometimes i doubt what my dad tells me

lol

but i remember my mom telling me that if you put a chickens head in its wing it will think its night time and schleep

that doesnt work

THEY LIED TO ME!!!!

ah who cares, its a fun story

im gonna pass it on to my kids anyway

most dont even sleep with their head under their wing lol

no no no

you have to put their heads under their wings yourself

they dont do that naturally

ik

where is youz from

if ya dont mind me asking

oh, im from macedonia, you?

strayia m8

oh nice, how is it like there this time of year? in the land of mozart

cold and wet

so you guys speak german there? why do you guys refuse to call your language german?

im talking bout australia lol

yep

i figured, just wanted to make the yoke

austrians are often the butt of the australia vs austria jokes

ik

but i have spoken to someone who honestly didnt know that australia and Austria were different places 😂

hahahaha

was he american?

yep

You know what would really be dank as fuck?

me?

A weed emote.

lmao tottally dude

like rad

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surfs up my dude

snarly

lets go jump on a gromet

First time I've heard anyone make a connection to weed and surfing.

totally dude, radical

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